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Old 05-08-2013, 03:16 PM Offline   #1 (permalink)

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ATTENTION!!! The super hero KOOTER-MAN was captured by the evil forces of TTO. KOOTER MAN's wife, BUBBA, knew the TTO TROOPERS would come for their child next. In a desperate attempt to save the child, she put him in a space ship and sent him to planet HHU. The TTO TROOPERS were too late to prevent the ship from launching and instead beat BUBBA to death. The evil ruler CEO located the baby's position and sent ships to planet HHU to find and kill KOOTER MAN's child. HHU, the young child is now under your protection. He has down syndrome and needs an inhaler, but he has the power to pull obese women. If you nerds protect DOWN SYNDROME DUDE, he will get you all your first taste of pussy. Hurry, THE TTO TROOPERS are closing in!!!! PLEX GAWD, AWAY!!!!!

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