Old 08-13-2007, 06:28 AM Offline   #1 (permalink)



 
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United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff
54 F.R.D. 282 (W.D. Penn. 1971)

Yup, the guy tried to sue not only Satan, but his staff.... he tried to sue him for violating his civil rights by causing him undue misery

the judge, instead of telling the guy to fuck off, gave three reasons why the suit couldn't proceed.....


1. What jurisdiction did Satan fall under? Would the case be in any State Court, Federal Court, or what?

2. Where would they serve the motion to Satan? Someone can't bring it to hell, and where else is he?

finally, and my personal favorite...

3. Satan is a foreign prince. As the Prince of Darkness, he has diplomatic immunity in the United States.
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:29 AM Offline   #2 (permalink)



 
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:47 AM Offline   #3 (permalink)



 
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United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff
54 F.R.D. 282 (W.D. Penn. 1971)

Yup, the guy tried to sue not only Satan, but his staff.... he tried to sue him for violating his civil rights by causing him undue misery

the judge, instead of telling the guy to fuck off, gave three reasons why the suit couldn't proceed.....


1. What jurisdiction did Satan fall under? Would the case be in any State Court, Federal Court, or what?

2. Where would they serve the motion to Satan? Someone can't bring it to hell, and where else is he?

finally, and my personal favorite...

3. Satan is a foreign prince. As the Prince of Darkness, he has diplomatic immunity in the United States.
@ number 3 like theres a country somewhere in the world called darkness.
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:49 AM Offline   #4 (permalink)



 
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