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Ya'll ever have a day where nothing goes right?

I wake up to a pounding on my door at 930 AM. I dont have class till 11 so this pisses me off. I open the door to a small old lady and a lady in her 40s. I figure i'll give them a minute to be polite and then say im not interested. She starts spewing shit about the bible and all this other bullshit and I tell her I'm not religious........SHE DOESNT STOP. This is why I can't respect religion, I don't try to put my non-beliefs on anyone so why do they try to put theirs on me? Leave me the fuck alone.

Shes a little old lady so I'm polite as I can telling her I'm really not interested several times, she keeps going and takes out a magazine about how to read the bible or some shit since she said most people don't understand it. I eye the younger woman letting her know its time to go and she doesn't take the hint. I finally say I'm closing the door sorry if she thinks its rude.

The bus route starts at the football stadium so if you live off campus you drive there and catch the bus. I get there and im waiting in line and a guy walks down the line handing things out. I naturally take it because its green and small, shit interests me...its a fucking bible. What.........in........the.........fuck.

I hand it back to him and this cock smack wont take it, tells me to just read it. I tell him I don't want to but thanks, all the while being polite. He says just give it a chance and walks down the line, I call him back and tell him I'm going to put the bible on the ground if he doesn't take it back and I know he'll shit a brick if I do that so just take it back. He finally takes it and tells me I need to seek out god, I tell him go fuck himself and get all kinds of stares from other people in line..splendid.

So I go to my accounting class where I completely bombed the test, I realize I'm going to drop the class and just take it over the summer with a different teacher that is more competent then using a chainsaw on lumber during class as an example (she really did this).

I have a final thats is taken through an online service we have so its graded right away due by 1:30, this class ends at 12 and takes about 15 minutes on the bus to get back to my car. I leave maybe 10 minutes early and she comes running after me, she knows who I am and knows my name and says I'm going to have to take your scantron out (attendance) if you leave. I say thats fine, last name is .....
She repeats to me several more times shes going to take it out, like its going to be the end all of my life. I give her my name again and she says "---- (my name) why are you leaving?"
I tell her I have to get some things done and I walk out of the class. She runs out after me looking like shes going to cry and says why are you leaving again..I'm thinking this bitch is ape shit and just walk out.


Cliff notes - punished by bible thumpers repeatedly, teacher is a nut case, bad day, rolling a blunt at the moment and preparing for a lot of halo
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:02 AM Offline   #2 (permalink)



 
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but i feel you about anyone religious or not disturbing you so early and then being pushy when u try an tell them u arent interested.... i am very religious but u right there is a time and a place for everything and u shuld never force ur beliefs on anyone whatever the topic..... white power...
 
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damn...my day was alright, woke up, got some dome...popped in NBA 2k8 for 360...had 2 hot dogs, some cool ranch doritos...and just missed the mail lady with some kind of "certified letter" I was supposed to get today..?
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:05 AM Offline   #4 (permalink)



 
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its a sign from God......
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that means that u should be greatful the lil things that go right.
 
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lmao @ "cock smack"

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but i feel you about anyone religious or not disturbing you so early and then being pushy when u try an tell them u arent interested.... i am very religious but u right there is a time and a place for everything and u shuld never force ur beliefs on anyone whatever the topic..... white power...
The woman that lives above me is about 6'2, 210, colored...you got any big colored friends? This bitch is the diamond mind of breeding..fuck around get the next rasheeeeeeeeeeeed.
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The woman that lives above me is about 6'2, 210, colored...you got any big colored friends? This bitch is the diamond mind of breeding..fuck around get the next rasheeeeeeeeeeeed.
 
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one time me an my friend were going to the Knicks game so we get all kinds of loaded on the train. as we make our way from grand central to the garden they're always people handing out all types of flyers. about two blocks from the empire state building there's always this little chinaman standing on the corner handing out "Internet access $1" fliers. now mind you this is the middle of January and it's freezing so this guy looks like an Eskimo and has the signs duct taped to himself. so I roll by and politely said no thank you and wait for the light to change. while we're waiting their I feel this arm on my shoulder an noticed the flier on my lap. I just snapped. spun around and pulled the chris tucker from rush hour "DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!? I HAS SAID NO ASSHOLE. I'M NOT SOME RICKSHAW FOR YOU TO DUMP YOUR GARBAGE ON." my friend came along and smacked the fliers he was holding into the air and they scattered everywhere. it was quite comical...
 
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Thank God I finished my 2 accounting courses in my first year.

Getting your balls trampled on by a buffalo herd >>> accounting exams

You have to take Corporate Finance at Kelley?

That shit is almost as fun as accounting, if not more.

 
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