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Brewer offers lifetime of free beer for laptop

New Zealand company posts reward for the return of its stolen computer


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WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A New Zealand brewer is offering a lifetime supply of free beer in exchange for the return of a laptop stolen in a break-in.

Croucher Brewing Co. co-owner Paul Croucher said Friday the computer contains “all our financials” as well as label designs for new beers and business contacts.

“So we decided that if anyone does come into possession of it we’ll be happy to offer them a reward — a dozen (bottles) of beer a month for the rest of their life,” he said.
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Croucher estimated the total value would likely be about $19,500 for a lifetime of beer. Since making the offer, “plenty of people” had called to say they were looking for the computer, he said.

“Opportunistic kids and a flimsy padlock” resulted in the theft, he said.

Coucher said he was optimistic the free beer offer would lead to the return of the stolen computer. “We’d love it back. We’re at such a critical stage in our little business that every hit like that is quite big,” he said.

The microbrewery in the central North Island tourist town of Rotorua currently ships 160 gallons of its three beers — an English-style pale ale, Czech-style pilsner and a cloudy German wheat beer — each week.

New Zealand winemaker Montana called to warn the brewery owners to make sure the terms of their free beer reward were precise. The winery had a difficult legal wrangle with the winner of an offer of five years’ free wine who tried to extend the supply.



not sure that's even possible for y'all, but thought i'd give ya the heads up



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Old 10-19-2007, 03:44 PM Offline   #2 (permalink)



 
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keg goes through 12 bottles a day...
 
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:46 PM Offline   #3 (permalink)



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psh.. thats nothing for him.... 24 bottles a day

he's probably out there looking for it as we speak
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:47 PM Offline   #4 (permalink)



 
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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the
answers are the actual responses by the website officials.

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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen
it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around
watching them die.

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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the
railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can
you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns ,Townsville
and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?

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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in
Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of
Europe .
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific
which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is
every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

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Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you
get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering
Ger-man-y, which is ...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys
Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight
after the hippo races. Come naked.

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A: You are a British politician, right?

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all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.

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Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come
from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely
handled and make good pets.

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but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in
trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because
they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone
walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human
urine before you go out walking.

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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of
youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

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Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female
population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )

A: Yes, gay night clubs.

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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.

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Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact
the Girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can
you help? ( USA )

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour..

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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first


australia >>> (except in rugby )
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Who is the other one?
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:49 PM Offline   #6 (permalink)

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beer make u fat
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:51 PM Offline   #7 (permalink)



 
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at me not noticing this earlier but australia and new zealand are 2 different countries.
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Originally Posted by Mrs. JUS View Post
Who is the other one?

i can't remember!


keg and.......that one dude





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at me not noticing this earlier but australia and new zealand are 2 different countries.


lol, yeah...that's why i added the "not sure if it's even possible" cuz it's prolly like someone sending me this shit and it saying "Free Beer Offered by Haitian Company"...!
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Originally Posted by Mrs. JUS View Post
Who is the other one?
Mak..
 
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