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took this off another forum, some are funny, like the yayo one.

Talib Kweli = Lamar Odom
Great talent with all the tools but doesn't do enough to become one of the elite players/rappers in the league.

Cam = Allan Houston
Great shot, but in the 4th Quarter his game goes to sleep.

Prodigy = Penny Hardaway
Flashes of brilliance earlier in their careers. Both are slowly on the decline.

Guru = Tim Duncan
Legendary but boring as hell sometimes.

Jay-Z = Michael Jordan
Many think he's the greatest. Some don't but every one wants to be like him. Even after retiring, people want him to comeback and they still talk about him.

Jadakiss = Steve Francis
Perennial All-Star with high expectations year after year.
Fan favorite , highlight material (quotables, punchlines), low shooting percentage (2 mediocre albums).

Kobe = R.Kelly
Performs best when facing charges...

Fat Joe = Chris Childs
Only good for throwin jabs at people clearly more talented than them.

Nate Dogg = Mark Jackson
Once considered legendary, but is only good at giving assists.

Tony Yayo = Darko Milicic
Sat on the bench all year while his team won the championship.

Fabolous = Stephon Marbury
Plays so well at times, but always seems to disappoint with his POOR decision making during the 4th quarter.

Eminem = Larry Bird
White people think he's the greatest ever because he's white.
Black people think he's overrated because he's white.

LL Cool J = Karl Malone
Consistent every year, but won't win a championship (with weak albums).

Dr.Dre = Phil Jackson
Gets too much credit for doing nothing.

Snoop = Gary Payton
Talks a lot of trash, but hasnt been good since early days.

Nas = Tracy Mcgrady (pre-Magic to Rockets trade)
One of the best players in the game. On a weak team (Bravehearts) but can rise amongst stars (that all-star off the back-board alley to himself).

Cormega = Paul Pierce
Great player and underrated.

Lloyd Banks = Ricky Davis
Has some highlight reels but in the end will never be an allstar.

DMX = Damon Stoudamire
Can't put the pipe down.

Lil Flip = Earl Boykins
Both short on substance.

Mase = Alonzo Mourning
Solid player who retires and comes back, but after a while no one really cares.

Lil Jon = Jason Kidd
He can't EVER do it by himself and he makes mediocre cats look like the most dominant cats in the league.

The LOX = LA Clippers
They have shown much talent over the years, but have never won anything.

D12 = Orlando Magic
Would have been a joke without their best player.

50 cent = Allen Iverson
Both take a lot of shots.

The Game = Vince Carter
Showed signs of greatness early in their careers until they later proved that they're as soft as pussies.

Andre 3000 = Dennis Rodman
Unique Styles often overshadowed their spectular performances.

Jim Jones = Ron Artest
Had items thrown at them and didn't hestitate to **** somebody up.

Cam'ron = Stephan Jackson
Didn't hestitate to help his man out.

Suge Knight = Shaq
Most feared player in the game.

Kanye West = Lebron James
Rookies of the year and we're all on our toes to see what they'll deliver year after year.

2pac = Wilt Chamberlain
Before Jordan, he was elite, but both ill-fated. Also took jabs at Jordan, like Pac to Jay when he was with B.I.G.

Jin = Yao Ming
Despite having tremendous potential and being incredibly gifted, no one will ever take them seriously because they're Asian.

Eazy-E= Magic Johnson
Both retired from HIV.
 
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Old 10-27-2005, 07:12 AM Offline   #2 (permalink)



 
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where biggie...

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Dr.Dre = Phil Jackson
Gets too much credit for doing nothing.

couldnt agree more...

that shit was interesting....
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Old 10-27-2005, 07:13 AM Offline   #3 (permalink)

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Jin = Yao Ming
Despite having tremendous potential and being incredibly gifted, no one will ever take them seriously because they're Asian.


ooooooooohhhhh shit

if d linquent was still postin hed go buck wild....
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Had items thrown at them and didn't hestitate to **** somebody up.



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Dr. Dre is the man yall hating
yea, i agree
 
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