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Used to work w/t groom and the bride is the sister of my best friends wife ...

been to a few weddings but this was the first white wedding ... and i was the only black person there ...

wow ... white churches are huge and they have huge Jesus statues, and their pews have these mechanisms in the back that fold down so u can kneel on them ...

as for the service - white wedding services are loooooong - the bride and groom come down the isle to organ music instead of a song on a cd ... the preacher says about 5 prayers through the service ... he drinks blood and eats flesh - then the family of the bride and groom eat flesh, and instead of jumping over a broom - they light candles then the bride and groom light a big candle ...

well after i stood in a line and shook hands w/the parents and bride and groom - i walked outside only to be pummeled by bubbles ...

after the bride n groom walked to a black Charger w/Just Married all over it - they walked back into the church - someone said they had to take pictures - fuck they come out for?

i was told there was refreshments at the brides parents house - before the actual reception - so i said cool - figured id go and grab me a plate ...

i get to the house and some chick wanted to take my coat - i told her i was fine - headed to the dining room figure id grab a few wings and some mac n cheese - there was a spread of soft pretzels w/about 10 diffrent mustards and cheeses, a dish of blue berries and a tower of fruit ...

i grabbed a pretzel and headed to the kitchen for a can of soda - i get in there and there was no cooler on the floor but an elaborate ice tea dispenser on the counter with homemade iced tea - ppl were standin in front of the fridge so i couldnt look in there so i took my pretzel in the living room and sat down - waited about 10 minutes then realized i was sitting in a house full of italians - figured id split before one of them called me a mooley and i ruin the party ...

hopped in the cadillac and went to taco bell ...

white weddings are weird ...
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Old 03-29-2008, 01:31 PM Offline   #2 (permalink)



 
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sounds like a catholic wedding, but im not an expert.

Ive been the only nigra at white weddings a couple times
 
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i get to the house and some chick wanted to take my coat - i told her i was fine - headed to the dining room figure id grab a few wings and some mac n cheese - there was a spread of soft pretzels w/about 10 diffrent mustards and cheeses, a dish of blue berries and a tower of fruit ...
like a scene outta boondocks
 
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yeah Catholic don't worry I get lost at them too they say the Lord's Prayer differently shoulda gone to the reception most white people have open bar and really fun white people music A lot have dinners too
 
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yeah Catholic don't worry I get lost at them too they say the Lord's Prayer differently shoulda gone to the reception most white people have open bar and really fun white people music A lot have dinners too
yeh - thats another thing - the *looks at program* "mass" was at 2 and the reception is at 6 ... do white ppl normally spread out theyre services like that?

i cant sit around mingling with ppl i dont know for 2-2and and half hours ... not even for free liqour - i had to split ...

ive heard about the music at white weddings - instead of the electric slide they do a chicken dance or something
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yeh - thats another thing - the *looks at program* "mass" was at 2 and the reception is at 6 ... do white ppl normally spread out theyre services like that?

i cant sit around mingling with ppl i dont know for 2-2and and half hours ... not even for free liqour - i had to split ...

ive heard about the music at white weddings - instead of the electric slide they do a chicken dance or something
nah we do the electric slide too but the chicken dance is the best haha

you do have that catholic wedding shit down though

one thing I can't figure out though

You say they were all Italian but all they had was pretzels and fruit????? You must have missed the 5 tables of aluminum pans on warmers
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yeh - thats another thing - the *looks at program* "mass" was at 2 and the reception is at 6 ... do white ppl normally spread out theyre services like that?

i cant sit around mingling with ppl i dont know for 2-2and and half hours ... not even for free liqour - i had to split ...

ive heard about the music at white weddings - instead of the electric slide they do a chicken dance or something
we normally keep a cooler in the car to pre-game before the reception. but open bars>>
 
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never been to a white wedding.. or christian/catholic wedding even.. i'd love to go to one in a church tho.. i like the whole idea of walking down the aisle and all that
 
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never been to a white wedding.. or christian/catholic wedding even.. i'd love to go to one in a church tho.. i like the whole idea of walking down the aisle and all that
got one coming up in July and I can bring a date . shit will most definitely be schwanky. you down my exotic arabian flower?
 
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