Old 11-23-2005, 02:21 PM Offline   #1 (permalink)



 
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It's foolproof:

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned.

I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner,

I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable,

so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids,

but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up.

That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.


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Old 11-23-2005, 02:30 PM Offline   #2 (permalink)



 
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change title to "Sooner's Ignored Thread B/c People Can't Read"
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Old 11-23-2005, 02:34 PM Offline   #3 (permalink)



 
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change title to "Sooner's Ignored Thread B/c People Can't Read"




i actually took the time to read it......

have some props
 
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Old 11-23-2005, 02:37 PM Offline   #4 (permalink)



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lmaoooo i actually read that too


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Old 11-23-2005, 02:40 PM Offline   #5 (permalink)



 
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i was just startin' to wonder....i should clean it up real quick
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Old 11-23-2005, 02:42 PM Offline   #6 (permalink)



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Originally Posted by Sooner
It's foolproof:

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned.

I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner,

I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable,

so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house.



Holy run on sentence Batman! Nah, shit's pretty funny though, i'm about to go try it.
 
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Old 11-23-2005, 02:42 PM Offline   #7 (permalink)



 
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I'm tryin to figure out... at which line she would just turn around speechless and start dancin with the next dude.




and yeah, parks, you already know i was just rambling on that shit, cuz i'm a grammar nazi
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Old 11-23-2005, 02:42 PM Offline   #8 (permalink)



 
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Old 11-23-2005, 02:59 PM Offline   #9 (permalink)



 
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only reason this thread aint get no love is cuz u typed so much. a sooner thread is guaranteed platinum like a 50 release
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Old 11-23-2005, 02:59 PM Offline   #10 (permalink)



 
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edit: pickup paragraph....

i jus stick to this..

"why are we bullshitin?" "u tryna fuck?" str8 an to the point like the ladies love it.....
 
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