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[yesterday was wild well not as wild as damn thats wild but some crazy shit went down. first i was mad as hell that i had to go to work yesterday...but shit worked out all for the good. right after i got off work at 11 my friend came and got me we rode around for a min then we hit this strip club. we went in there and shit was kinda whack in there lol we sat in like direct oposites of the club.im sittin at the bar and he postin on the other side by the door...its whateva im sittin there im lookin at the stipper thats dancing on the other side of the bar we steady making eye contact. shorty was hella right...come to find out thats the girl my ppl stay talkn bout her name peach fuzz or whateva and she got a tat of a peach on her ass.

a few mins after she gets done dancing with dude over there some girl comes and asks me if i wanna dance. i say yeah cuz im not even payin attention. come to find out she look like bang em smurf. and her dances was lame as hell. my friend textin me laffin like dude u woke that shit look horrible. im like yo that shit was terrible. after she got done i paid her.

a few songs later the girl that was sitting accross from me starts dancing right next me on the right with this girl. then when she get done she starts dancing with her friend who i thought was a dude but was a big ass lesbian. yuck she was big as a line backer. but then after she got done with her i grab her up quick and thats when the wild shit went down.

she dancin on me we get four dances. after like the 3rd dance she like its wild hot in here im like hell yeah. so i unzip my hoodie and shit then she starts gettin right. then like b4 the fourth song starts she picks up some money im like ok cuz she musta dropped it. while she doin that im coppin feels and every thing. after the dance is over im tellin her go to my homie i got the money and whateva. i pat my pockets im like damn i musta dropped my money and my id. so i walk over to my homie he gave me the money i paid her. so then i go back and sit down i text him like man im heated i lost like 50 bucks imma bout to go to the car. he like iight i walk past him and i see he dancin with my homie aunt damn she was lookin right.

i sit in the car for like 10 mins he come out like yo i think she got u for ur money. im like damn why u say that. he like cuz she bent over and picked up mad money iono if it was yours or if it was hers and she may of picked up urs thinking its hers. so he like yo stand right here till she come out and ask her. so when she comes out she like damn u still here its cold out here baby. im like im still here cuz i think u picked up my money shorty. she like nah baby im not even like that baby im like ok whateva she like next time make sure u keep it in ur back pockets baby someone might have picked ur jakcet. im like uh huh thanks. then my friend like damn son. he say somethin like we should follow her ass home. im laffin like man fuck it its only 50 dollars lets hit an atm.

so we go to the atm then we go to the gas station so i can break the money to give him his money back. he like hurry up there she is thats her car lets follow her so i hop in the car like dude trippin he jokin cuz he joke like that alot. but we actually followed her from jerz to philly lol. she almost saw us so many times. but we found out where she stay at im lookin at dude like u wilding lol. he like next time we go there u get her phone number and shit cuz she like dudes like u since she kinda chubby herself she want a tall dude and shit. so im like thats whats up. and next time i go there imma get that shit.

wow if we woulda got seen by her she woulda called some niggas on us cuz her street looks like we was on someone block and shit plus we woulda neva been able to go to the strip club again]

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Old 11-27-2005, 09:11 AM   #2 (permalink)

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props for typin all that
but i do not have the energy to read all that
 
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Old 11-27-2005, 09:13 AM Offline   #3 (permalink)

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Cliff notes please. I have advanced ADD.
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Old 11-27-2005, 09:14 AM Offline   #4 (permalink)



 
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Originally Posted by KillaKash
props for typin all that
but i do not have the energy to read all that
tru.....
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i aint reading all that but looks like you had fun
 
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negro wouldn't it be easier for you to summarise a day in your life in 3 easy sentences?

"i woke up. watched boondocks. jacked off for 45 minutes to midget porn, then fell asleep. woke up again ordered out, jacked off some more. fantasised about the red head btiches husband from desperate housewives. had anoter jack off session went online and came to HHU to post up about my fantasy life."

there how hard was that
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Originally Posted by Huey Freeman
mad newbies on the site 2day
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Originally Posted by Huey Freeman
mad newbies on the site 2day

you sound very nerdy using the word newbie like some kind of preadolescent little twerp who plays final fantasy why dont you grow up its just the internet



 
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