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If you have five dollars and El-A has five dollars, El-A has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on El-A's computer. El-A is always in control.

Apple pays El-A 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

El-A can sneeze with his eyes open.

El-A can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

El-A is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

El-A destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

El-A can kill two stones with one bird.
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Old 12-05-2008, 10:14 AM Offline   #2 (permalink)



 
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El-A has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

El-A grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered El-A"

El-A ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

El-A and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

If you Google search "El-A getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

El-A can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

Little known medical fact: El-A invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Old 12-05-2008, 10:23 AM Offline   #3 (permalink)

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El-A' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

El-A counted to infinity - twice.

El-A does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. El-A goes killing.

If you can see El-A, he can see you. If you can't see El-A you may be only seconds away from death.

El-A’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

El-A sold his soul to the devil for his rapping skills. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, El-A roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for El-A.

El-A built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, El-A met all three bullets with his nose, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

El-A has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a El-A toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on El-A' shoe, El-A replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm El-A!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by El-A.

El-A does not sleep. He waits.

El-A does not get frostbite. El-A bites frost

El-A is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Old 12-05-2008, 10:36 AM Offline   #5 (permalink)



 
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El-A's rapping skills are never second to none, their always first.
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Old 12-05-2008, 10:42 AM   #6 (permalink)

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lol.. toilet paper an wouldnt take shit from no one...
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Every second day of February the groundhog comes out of it's hole hoping not to see El-A's shadow.
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El-A & IIndhand had a rap battle, of course El-A won, but only because he actually spit on his mic as he dropped it and electrocuted the DJ and IIndhand from the awesome power of the electric wave currents and his saliva mixed together.
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When you open a can of whoop ass, El-a jumps out.
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