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Old 02-02-2012, 11:26 AM Offline   #1 (permalink)

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Damn, i got played the fuck OUT today ...
(skip to "the verdict" if u just want to say "DAAAAAAMN" and/or laugh])

[Back Story]

got in a pretty bad accident back in December ... totaled my ride but i walked away like a pimp ...
driving on a 3 lane highway, wind and rainy ...
for a 1/4 mile its just me and 1 other car ... cat is driving behind me in the right lane, he decides to go around but for some fuckin reason he passes and cuts me off ...

its pouring and im already doing 55 in a 65 so i tap the breaks and the back end slips a bit ... i let off the break and feel the front hydroplane ... a few seconds later - the car feels like it has traction again so i give it some gas and the car goes nuts ... the back end swings to the right - then the left - then the right ... im now spinning towards the guard rail and slam into it head on ... the car spins in the opposite direction and rests in the middle of the right lane ...



remembering all those episodes of "Real Stories of the Highway Patrol" where cars pile up after a highway accident ... i pull my face out of the airbag and immediately look to my left for oncoming traffic - its clear for about a 8th mile so i open the door, run and hop over the guard rail ... im safe - i call the man ...

the man arrives about 5 minutes later, has my car towed and offers me a ride (close to) home ... i accept ... we're shooting the breeze the whole ride home and suddenly dude turns off his mirrors camera and says "Yo, normally a ticket HAS TO BE issued for an accident but im gonna try to get u off without one ... but if i cant - just a heads up - u may see one in the mail ... YOU go to court and plead not guilty, i will not show up and you will be dismissed" ... i thank him, then 3 days later receive a careless driving ticket in the mail ...

[1st court date]
I talk to the prosecutor and plead not guilty, he says "so you want to go to trial." i said "No, i was hoping for a dismissal" ... he tells me they never call an officer in on the 1st date because people almost always take a plea ... i told him ive done nothing wrong ... he says "ok, ill postpone this and summon the trooper" ... i had to wait on the judge to call me up, he asked me why i wanted a postponment - i told him i wanted a dismissal - he repeated what the prosecutor told me and i was gone ...

[2nd court date - today]
im the 5th man in and im called up to the prosecutor quick ... i tell him i want to plead not guilty ... he tries to convince me its not a good idea - i stand my ground ... he tells me to have a seat - he'll talk to me later ... an hour goes bye - he goes through 30 people, makes an announcement to the judge that he has to leave in 5 minutes for a superior court hearing ... he then calls me (the last man) up and says a dismissal is impossible but he can get me no points and a fine under $100 dollars ... i said fine and have a seat ...
since i was pushed to the back - i had to sit through 30 peoples hearings - many of whom had dismissals ...

[The Verdict]
A man gets called up and pisses the judge off, at first she thinks and treats him like he is stupid ... he maintains his cool - and tells her where he is from - this particular law doesnt exist - she said "Name one place .." he simply says "Philadelphia." Realizing he maybe right she says ":mellow: have a seat" ... i cross me fingers as she grabs the next case hoping im not next because we all know shes gone from chill to pissed, she says " Pilferd" ...

I step up to the mic like its a guillotine ... she reads off the original charge and the ammended charge and says "is this what you want" ... me being honest - i say "Actually, your honor, i was hoping for a dismissal because ... " ":hmm: sit down," she says, "you will not negotiate with me, you'll have to wait till the end" ... gasps and faint whistles fill the room ... I turn around and walk back to my seat ... she CONTINUES to talk shit, "I dont negotiate! what do you think this is!" ...

a half hour goes bye and finally im called back up ... she says "I dont negotiate ... " i nervously and humbly said "I apologize your honor but it wasnt meant to be a negotiation ... I ... i guess i was attempting to ask you a question ..." she looks at me and seems to be listening, so i continue, "i was wondering if a dismissal was simply possible because i have a clean driving record and this is my 2nd appearance and the trooper is not present... " ... "Your new court date will be mailed to you and you can negotiate with the prosecutor, I WONT negotiate you think ..." i interject "i apoligize again your honor, im fine with the plea that was offered, since you asked me i was just being honest, I ..." she scowels "YOU THINK THAT BECAUSE THE PROSECUTOR ISNT HERE YOU CAN TRY TO GET A BETTER DEAL OUT OF ME?! YOU WILL GET A NEW COURT DATE AND YOU WILL NEGOTIATE WITH HIM!!! I DONT (BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH)" as faint murmurs, whistles and gasps fill the court room ... i look over at the cops by the door and they all cringe and stare at the floor and the ceiling ...

yo - i walked out that bitch feeling like a mouse and she was STILL talking shit ... how the fuck do you handle some shit like that ... i aint never EVER been clowned like that ... that shit dont feel good ...

now i got to get a lawyer cause the prosecutor is a bigger asshole than she is - at least she started out cool ... he was a dick all day ...

judge judy aint got nothin on this bitch ... i wanted to offer her some dick cause the bitch act like shes pissing sand ...


obviously not lookin for serious replies or advice - just some laughs from the fam or a few "cool story bro" pics ... NEED SOMETHING to laugh about when i step in front of this bitch again because she said i WILL stand before her again ...
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Old 02-02-2012, 12:19 PM Offline   #2 (permalink)



 
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Old 02-02-2012, 01:02 PM Offline   #3 (permalink)



 
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Old 02-02-2012, 01:06 PM Offline   #4 (permalink)

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Old 02-02-2012, 01:42 PM Offline   #5 (permalink)



 
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I'd file a complaint, she sucks at her job,
 
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Old 02-02-2012, 02:28 PM Offline   #6 (permalink)



 
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Old 02-02-2012, 04:38 PM Offline   #7 (permalink)

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you know if you had please no contest...that $100 fine would have jumped up to about $1k once they added court fees
 
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Old 02-02-2012, 04:43 PM Offline   #8 (permalink)



 
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You must have never had to go before a judge for child support. Them muthafucka's are ASSHOLE'S.

I've always paid mine when working but it's been times I was in between jobs. And since a lot of deadbeats give them all kinds of excuses they ain't trying to hear shit.

A lot of judges are power happy assholes and it's not much you can do about it since they're appointed and not elected.
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Old 02-02-2012, 05:35 PM Offline   #9 (permalink)

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