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Default So 3 Midgets Walk Into a Bar.....

....and they're having a grand ol' time. drinking, carrying on, getting on the bartender's nerves....


the first one looks down and says, "you know what!? i think i have the smallest hands in the world!!!!" he holds his hands out and the other two both agree, "by God, i think you DO have the smallest hands in the world!!" they toast, can carry on....

the second one looks down and says, "you know what!? i think i have the smallest feet in the world!!!!!" he takes off his shoes and the other two both agree, "maaaaan, i think you DO have the smallest feet in the world!!!" they continue drinkin' and carrying on...

the third one, drunk as fuck, says "you know what!? i think i have the smallest dick in the world!!!!" he starts to take off his pants and the bartender, annoyed at this point, says "HEY! i won't be having that in my bar.....if you fuckers wanna know for sure about your claims, there's a guiness book of world records just around the corner, you can go there, get measured up, and see if y'all indeed hold any records"

the midgets think that's a GREAT idea and head out of the bar to go to the guiness book of world records.....



after a short while, the first midget busts out of the door screaming and holding a sign saying, "GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS: SMALLEST HANDS!!" he runs around showing everyone....

the second midget runs screaming out of the door next holding a sign reading, "GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS: SMALLEST FEET!!" he's beyond happy....

the third midget, after a while, comes moping out of the door, frown on his face, looking extremely disappointed.....the other two midgets are confused and ask him "what happened?? why are you so sad???"


the third midget says, "i dunno.....but if i ever find T Parks from Oklahoma, he's a dead man!!!"



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Old 11-25-2006, 05:56 AM Offline   #2 (permalink)



 
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was half expecting the ending to be lame as fuck... but i was wrong....
 
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was half expecting the ending to be lame as fuck... but i was wrong....
....yeah


my sister made me look like a damn fool @ the dinner table over thanksgiving with that joke.....thanks sis'!!!
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....and they're having a grand ol' time. drinking, carrying on, getting on the bartender's nerves....


the first one looks down and says, "you know what!? i think i have the smallest hands in the world!!!!" he holds his hands out and the other two both agree, "by God, i think you DO have the smallest hands in the world!!" they toast, can carry on....

the second one looks down and says, "you know what!? i think i have the smallest feet in the world!!!!!" he takes off his shoes and the other two both agree, "maaaaan, i think you DO have the smallest feet in the world!!!" they continue drinkin' and carrying on...

the third one, drunk as fuck, says "you know what!? i think i have the smallest dick in the world!!!!" he starts to take off his pants and the bartender, annoyed at this point, says "HEY! i won't be having that in my bar.....if you fuckers wanna know for sure about your claims, there's a guiness book of world records just around the corner, you can go there, get measured up, and see if y'all indeed hold any records"

the midgets think that's a GREAT idea and head out of the bar to go to the guiness book of world records.....



after a short while, the first midget busts out of the door screaming and holding a sign saying, "GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS: SMALLEST HANDS!!" he runs around showing everyone....

the second midget runs screaming out of the door next holding a sign reading, "GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS: SMALLEST FEET!!" he's beyond happy....

the third midget, after a while, comes moping out of the door, frown on his face, looking extremely disappointed.....the other two midgets are confused and ask him "what happened?? why are you so sad???"


the third midget says, "i dunno.....but if i ever find T Parks from Oklahoma, he's a dead man!!!"









 
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LOL at the hands part haha


lol at the smallest dick part ahahah


*finishes reading*



edit: loooooooooooool at parks hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa
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