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Old 08-20-2005, 08:55 PM Offline   #1 (permalink)



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Thumbs up My version of Trapped in the closet...minus the singing..part1

Aight look heres a story for yall i thought

tha sh*t was funny as hell..aight i'm chillin at tha crib right..and so theres this bi*ch

herre when i wake up..i'm visitin my moms n shyt so...anyways theres this bi*ch here when i

wake up right she sittin on tha couch and i thought nobody was home so i walk through tha livin

room to tha kitchen for sum orange juice or sum sh*t ....okay little did i realize..my d*cks

hard..so i walk out and ya kno its mornin so i'm not really awake yet...so anyways im drinkin

out tha carton wife-beater and boxers...so i turn around and its a shock ta see her sittin

there...so anyways shes got her hand over her mouth like she caint believe i came outta tha

room wit a hard-on...so anyways..i'm like "muh bad gurl , u gon have ta excuse me i aint think

no1 was herre"...she goes "oh thats fine i really dont mind, its kinda nice ta see a hard

d*ck"...im like WtF...she goes"my husband caint get it up no more"...i'm shocked cuz she

bangin caint be more than 20 21...turns out tha chicks 36 aight so i'm like he caint get it

up?...she goes naw...so i'm buggin right cuz at this point i still think she 20 21....so she

asks me could i take my boxers down so she can see it....so i'm like aight what tha hell...so

i pull it out she grabs it and she's like wow..its nice then she starts givin me head...so im

like what a wonderful way ta wake up...so she gets up and pulls me to tha room...i'm like damn

i'm bout ta tear dat ass up...(i still dont kno who tha fu*k she is)....so i go in tha room

and she trys ta get me ta eat her out....i'll be damned if i even go down that way cuz i dunno

where she been so she's like juss fu*k me then so i thro on tha rubber and get ta

work....she's screamin and its hot as hell cuz tha air dont get ta my room...so im bustin that

ass wide open then she's like i'ma cum i'ma cum...so she buss...she tells me ta slow down

for a sec..but do i listen naw i keep goin...she buss again and again....okay so then she's

really screamin so i pull out n buss...i pull back tha covers and kiss her neck...then i see

theres a tatoo by her pus*y so i'm lookin and it says jimmy....okay naw thats muh step fathers

name.....so im thinkin nah...no way...so i take off tha rubber and she starts suckin

again...then i go in tha backroom ta get my cigarettes...i come back and she's dressed on the

couch again so i blazed 1...then my mom n her husband come in with sum other nigga i dont

kno...so i pour me sum cereal and sit down at tha table...that nigga start kissin tha bi*ch i

juss fu*ked so im like tryin not ta laugh cuz she juss sucked me off....lmao...so then my moms

husband goes...Kass this is my ex-wife and her husband...im like hey nice ta meet u
still

tryin not ta bug out ...so anyways..hes kissin her and i see sumnut in tha corner of her

mouf...then its gone aparently he kissed her and it got in his mouf...so then she keeps lookin

at me...and im tryin not ta look at her so it wont be obvious and then they get in a fight she

starts yellin he starts yellin its all good then she goes thats aight i got sum d*ck from that

nigga right thewre and it was better than any i ever got from you....im like o sh*t cuz this

nigga cock deisle and sh*t...so he comes up ta me and swings i duck come up behind him and

punch him in tha back of his neck...he falls to his knees im like oh sh*t i juss phased this

nigga...so he gets up and leaves she comes over hugs me ask for my number grabs her purse and

goes and gets in the car wit him....im laughin my ass off literally at this point ...stay tuned

for part 2.........
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Bahahahahah too

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