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ATTENTION!!! The super hero KOOTER-MAN was captured by the evil forces of TTO. KOOTER MAN's wife, BUBBA, knew the TTO TROOPERS would come for their child next. In a desperate attempt to save the child, she put him in a space ship and sent him to planet HHU. The TTO TROOPERS were too late to prevent the ship from launching and instead beat BUBBA to death. The evil ruler CEO located the baby's position and sent ships to planet HHU to find and kill KOOTER MAN's child. HHU, the young child is now under your protection. He has down syndrome and needs an inhaler, but he has the power to pull obese women. If you nerds protect DOWN SYNDROME DUDE, he will get you all your first taste of pussy. Hurry, THE TTO TROOPERS are closing in!!!! PLEX GAWD, AWAY!!!!!

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A message from the evil TTO ruler, CEO...
DOWN SYNDROME DUDE, we have your father, KOOTER-MAN. He is being tortured with pictures of pretty women. His screams of agony terrorize the brave TTO TROOPERS tasked with guarding him, but we will continue to fill him with frightening visuals unless you give yourself up. Do it now before we pulverize your adopted planet. DSD, not even your powerful down syndrome saliva bib can protect you!!! You have been warned!!!
CEO means business!! DSD, give yourself up and save HHU!!!
PLEX GAWD, AWAY!!!
 
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